by Greg Spearritt
Faith-based dieting is essential for a sane and healthy interior life.
The spiritual flab that protrudes from pulpits and evangelical radios, tv stations and pulp media is the result of consuming creedal fats that have been standing for far too long, since the 3rd century AD and will slowly kill you.
Leave frieds completely alone. They are made sizzling hot in fast food outlets(churches) where they are prepared in tandoor ovens and fires stoked in hellfire by angry priests.
Strongly recommended is any diet that is stir fried. Stir is always nourishing to the spirit of good,clean and sensible living.
Drink plenty of water(prayer or meditation/contemplation) to wash away remnants of secret hangovers from subtle evangelical past times. The Muslims drink 5 litres a day but ofcourse of a different spring. Not recommended as it is cloudy in texture and may not support a clear and healthy result!
Posted by robert halsey
Stir-fried? You're well qualified to do the stirring, Robert! :)
Posted by Greg Spearritt